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What's actually in your tap?

Pick your Cincinnati-area town and your email. We'll send back a plain-English summary of what's been reported in your local water system. Sources: GCWW + EWG Tap Water Database.

  • Chlorine + chloramine levels
    What the city dumps in to keep the pipes clean.
  • Hardness (calcium + magnesium)
    Why your faucet has that white crust and your soap won't lather.
  • PFAS, lead, and disinfection byproducts
    The stuff EWG flags but your utility report buries on page 14.
  • Plain-English summary
    What it actually means for your skin, your appliances, your drinking glass.
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Get your local water report

Plain-English summary of what's been reported in your local water system. No charge, no follow-up unless you ask.

Sources: GCWW + EWG Tap Water Database. We don't sell your contact info, ever.

What happens after

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Email lands in your inbox within 24 hours. No phone call, no follow-up unless you ask. Just the facts about your town's water.

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Book the 15-minute call

If the report shows something worth fixing, a 15-minute call from your couch gets you a flat-rate quote. No kitchen-table pitch.

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Water testing service

The free report is a starting point. A test at your address is the real answer.

A utility report describes a system, not a house. It is an average across thousands of connections, and it says nothing about the pipe between the main and your kitchen, or about a private well that no utility touches at all. When there is equipment to size, we test on site and read the numbers back to you in plain English.

Hardness, in grains per gallon

The number that sizes a softener. Your utility publishes a system-wide average, and your line can sit well off it.

Iron and hydrogen sulfide

The orange staining and the rotten egg smell. Both need measuring before any equipment is specified, not after.

Chlorine and pH

What the utility adds to get the water to you safely, and how aggressive the water is toward your plumbing.

Sediment load

Sand and silt off a well casing, or rust out of an older cast iron main. It decides whether a pre-filter goes in first.